Shakin' n' bakin' at NASCAR

Sunday I went to my first NASCAR event ever, the Sony HD 500 sponsored by POWERADE, it was hot, loud and far away! 105 degrees at the California Speedway made for a long day of sitting in gum, broken shoes, drunk guys barfing nachos and lotss of walking - but it was a pretty cool experience. Although after the first 50 laps, I kinda got the idea. Not that I wanted anyone to get hurt, but a crash would have been sweet.

This was something I had to do for work, which was kinda fun at the same time. If you ever go to a NASCAR race, bring earplugs, wet naps, and a gun if you're going to one outside of California.

Before the race we had to listen to a short speech by The Governator, Jason Lee, Kelly Clarkson, and some other random celebrities. Here are some highlights…

If you're ever in Fontana and you have the means, S.S. Burgers off Cherry is SO choice.

"Uh - hey Skeeter, you find a chilli dog stand yet?" "Nope but I think I see nachos."

Watching at home on TV is even better!

"He got a little loose over there in turn four... shoot!"

I don't like #41, but I do like shopping at Target.

I was hoping they would bomb Fontana after the race, but they got started earlier in the day.

Oh lord please be 18.